Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Friday, November 12, 2010

To do or not to do... -from experiences in the new world


  •  ·        Never ask the person next to you to move over on a transatlantic flight.
  • ·        Never hold the urge to pee till you land.
  • ·        Never appear lost and keep an eye on your baggage, especially in Heathrow airport, London.
  • ·        Always keep your passport on you even if you have an overbearing but well meaning parent insisting over its custody
  • ·        If questioned by immigration police over absence of passports point at said parent and hope they don’t laugh too loud.
  • ·        Always be polite, even (maybe especially) in the face of an irate policeman with a handgun
  • ·        Accept the complimentary wine (if under 21) with decisiveness and be nonchalant.
  • ·        Pretend to be a kid if sitting next to a highly testosterone fuelled man with a gleam in his eye
  • ·        Flirt with the air hostess. You get perks
  • ·        Shake firm and if your hands feel crushed, bear it with a good countenance.
  • ·        Gather your bags and get out of the airport as soon as possible. They can cancel your visa as     long as you are in the airport.
  • ·        Talk to the cabbie and give him a tip.
  • ·        Never take a bath in a motel, only showers if you must.
  • ·        Swallow the fact that your kid cousin knows more about American football with good grace (erst it gets unpleasant)
  • ·        Never give in to an American what football is. (it is NOT SOCCER!)
  • ·        Love the country; it’s beautiful as are the people.
  • ·        Walk as much as you want the sidewalks are heavenly.
  • ·        Cars ACTUALLY yield to pedestrians.
  • ·        Talk to the people because most of them are waiting for you to do just that.
  • ·        Never picture the national cuisine from the food in the cafeteria.
  • ·        Party for all the good and right reasons.
  • ·        Live with moderation and toleration.
  • ·        Do not dimension to hidden lines
  • ·        Relationships are verrrrryyyyyy sloooowwwww. Go SLOW!
  • ·        Be friendly and cheerful most Americans are and strive to be just that
  • ·        Live your culture but respect theirs (its more than just Hollywood)
  • ·        Never call hotdogs WIENARS.
  • ·        Forget about good bangers and mash. Fish n chips aren’t too great either.
  • ·        They have a weird cellular system why do phones cost so much and why cant I cancel a plan without a fee!
  • ·        Opportunities abound but you need to ask around. Americans are very independent to the point that asking might look embarrassing, but do it. No one cares
  • ·        To try not to jay walk. I’ve done it on occasions but I really do not want to check the effectiveness of the Columbus City police.
  • ·        ESPN 3 has live and replay feeds of most football and cricket matches (YAY!!!!). it was an easy find, kudos Google.
  • ·        Have fun and work hard. People respect both and love both.
  • ·        Be social it’s your one good bet to take tons of green home. You could either marry rich, make rich friends strike rich contacts or strip a rich passed out drunk.
  • ·        Always help a drunk passed out girl home SAFELY. You feel good about it even though it might mean you have to tolerate entering the girls toilet to pick her up.
  • ·        There are classical Americans who still read books and like writing poetry. (There’s hope). No stereotype is ever right and none are.
  • ·        Don’t be evil

 

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Grasping the notion of being American.

Affirmation-Savage Garden






I am a student of the Ohio State University in Columbus OH, Midwest region of the United States of America. I am a student in one of the largest university in this country. I am an international student in a foreign land. In this blog I will write about how I try to make, this New World my home.
There are no true ways to measure people. No arbitrary generalization or stereotype can serve as an absolute definition of a society, not the least in diverse America. So to get a feeling of this place I needed to understand my own feeling and analyze my experiences. So through my story at OSU, I try to bring out what my new home, truly means.

I am an engineering major and this makes most of my classes Science or Math based. Additionally as an honors student I end up meeting most of the smarter people in the college. The classes are liberal and the students self dependent. So, one stereotype of Americans as being fiercely individualistic is proved to an extent to be true. It is almost as if no one wants to know much about anyone else s business. This might be in a way good, but I fail to see how ever competition might arise if no one seeks out rivals. The best answer I can offer myself is that they compete with themselves and use averages or numbers as targets. Sounds weird but this is the norm of a new world.   


Then again the society is as dynamic as the American stock market and this justifies the saying, “only in America”. From college students pioneering research to underage binge drinkers who completely lose control, the college society is plagued and yet gifted by some of the most vicious and virtuous traits. This mess can only be characterized as sardonic or regretfully amusing by an outsider. The conflict is caused by less of an issue of lose morale and more of the need to keep an external prudish image. For all the fun they strive to have, college kids strive equally hard to maintain a crisp image that might be diametrically opposite to their character.  


Cultural differences to what I am used to is abundant. Relationships for starters are treated much more carefully and if I care to add ‘properly’. Unlike the laissez faire I was used to for most of my life, America where everything seems to go, also has some unsaid rules of its own. Learning the ropes have been hard, painful even and managing the complexities of relationships challenging. For what can be considered proper or even apt somewhere else in the world, can and is probably considered weird on this side of the planet. So as I feel my way through this intricate but gossamer web of society I hope to come out at worst with a bruised eye and a broken heart. Nothing too permanent I hope. At worst I could always do what the French do; Parley!